How to win #PitMad without getting an agent like

You’ve polished your query.

You’ve written and rewritten and gashed and sliced and crushed and minced and salt-and-peppered (and baked at 400 degrees for 35 minutes: serves one agent, ideally) your pitches. You have one of these formats for each:

  1. COMP X COMP [or situation/noun/etc.]

Character is in situation. But when X happens, character must decide whether to do one thing or the other. #hashtags

2. COMP X COMP